Thursday, September 1, 2011

7. DWTS, Cher and Chaz/Chastity Bono Suck.




1. Dancing With The Stars sucks! I mean, what stars? I've never heard of half of these losers. Chaz Bono is a star? Really? Remember that movie Chaz was in? Neither do I.
Remember that TV show Chaz was in? Neither do I. Remember that song Chaz sang? Neither do I. What did Chaz do? Chaz has only one claim to fame. Chaz is a tranny with famous parents. That's it. End of list. Dancing With The Stars has never drawn a big name and never will. Because of the lack of anyone famous, they have resorted to using a carney freak.

2. Cher sucks! This bitch has had more plastic surgery than Michael Jackson. If MJ was straight, they would have made a nice couple. Listen, if some guys found her super-whore image sexy, then that's fine, but wearing a minidress when you're 65 is just disgusting. It's like "hey, look at me! I'm a senior citizen and I still dress like a total slut! Cool? No.

3. Chaz Bono sucks! Hey look, if you want to be a tranny then that's okay with me. I believe that everyone should have the right to do whatever they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone. If gay people want to marry each other, I have no problem with it. If you want to be a tranny, do your thing, but don't expect me to not notice if you if you are not pulling it off. You see, men and women are shaped differently. Fact. Sorry, but men are wider at the shoulders and narrower at the hips than women are. It's a fact. Women are narrower at the shoulders and wider at the hips than men. Fact. If you are a male tranny trying to pass for a chick and you end up looking like a dude in drag, people are going to stare. GET USED TO IT! If you are an ugly fat female tranny trying to pass for a man, people are going to stare. If you are a talentless, fat, ugly female tranny trying to pass for a man, you have famous parents and you want to giggle your fat on TV, well then people like me are going to laugh to you and comment about it on the internet.