6. Amy Winehouse Sucked.

That's right she sucked. Seriously. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I have no sympathy, but you're wrong. I do have sympathy. I have sympathy for children who have awful diseases that they didn't ask for. I feel badly for people that have suffered tragedies that they did nothing to bring upon themselves. Amy Winehouse asked for what she got. That stupid bimbo fucked her own life up. She had NOBODY to blame for her problems other than herself. Supposedly, she had some talent. Good for her. Some people liked her voice and she made money. She decided somewhere along the road that it would be a good idea to get screwed up on drugs. I heard that she was on horse tranquilizer, crack and heroin when she finally gave up the ghost. Amy Winehouse does not deserve anyone's tears. She sucked.

5. Nike and Michael Vick Suck.

When Nike took all the production jobs out of America and sent them to third world Asian sweatshops, I knew Nike was bad. When they bought Converse and shut down the factory that made Chuck Taylor All-Stars here in North Carolina, I was pretty pissed off. Now, Nike has shown us all exactly what kind of God-damn sons of bitches run their fucking evil God-damn company. They have signed Michael Vick to sell their sweatshop shoes.

Of course the people who want to boycott Nike are being called racists. The way Michael Vick tortured these animals doesn't matter at all. He did a few months in some low security prison and now he has supposedly "paid his debt". Now he's fresh and clean. Anyone who opposes him must be a racist because he is black. Personally, I don't think that the color of his skin mattered to the dogs he tortured to death for entertainment. The color of his skin certainly doesn't matter to me. I think that the white guys who engage in bullfighting are evil too. They don't have contracts with Nike and they don't do that shit in the U.S.A. If they did, they would get boycotted too.

 I hope that the people in charge of Nike, that have taken over 30,000 jobs out of America, all get bowel cancer. I can only hope that when Vick dies, and the sooner the better, it's slow and very painful. Fuck you Nike and fuck you Michael Vick, you're a lousy excuse for a human being. You go to hell.