3. Pope Benedict XVI Ratzinger Sucks

Here's why he sucks:






1. The clergy are there to help people. They serve God by helping people.
They are supposed to put the needs of the people ahead of their own.
Ratzinger, along with a bunch of other assholes, put themselves ahead of the people who counted on them and trusted them. Instead of turning pedophile priests over to the police, they sent them to other parishes were they continued molesting kids. He was concerned that if they turned the pedophile priests over to the police that it would make the church (clergy) look bad. He cared more for reputation than the safety of children. Do you know what this means? It means that Ratzinger is an evil bastard.

2. Ratzinger continues the dogma that condom use is a sin. This is particularly bad considering how many cheating husbands infect their wives with aids because they think that using a condom is a bigger sin than cheating. Maybe they think that cheating is bad enough, but using a condom too? That's just too much sinning. Who knows how many people contract aids because the church in Rome has them believing that God doesn't want them to use condoms. Do you know what this means? It means Ratzinger is an evil bastard. Ratzinger sucks.

2. People With Loud Motorcycles Suck

Here's why they suck:





They are distracting! They are annoying. The noise drowns out the music I'm listening to in my car. Some bikes aren't that loud. I think that the bastards with loud bikes use certain noisy mufflers on purpose because they think they will get noticed and reduce their chances of getting hit. Trust me guys, that loud sound makes us WANT to hit you! You motomorons ride around like you own the road all bunched up together with all your bikes raising a cacophony that could drown out an ACDC concert. They should pass a law that says once one of your stupid bikes passes a certain decibel, you get fined and you go to jail. Why? Because that's what jackasses like you people deserve. You suck.

1. Friedrich Nietzsche Sucked

Here's why he sucked:

Friedrich Nietzsche was a blithering, mean-spirited, crazy  philosopher. This loser spent his life trying to prove to everyone who would listen that God is dead and that men can all rise to the level of the Ubermensch/Superman. He repeatedly stated that women are only for sex and Christians are wimps who have it all wrong. He thought that might makes right. He wrote a load of senseless drivel. Most people believed he was insane before he proved them right and completely lost his marbles. The last ten years of his life were spent shitting himself and babbling like an idiot in between strokes. Nietzsche hated Jews but didn't have the courage to just come out and say it. Hitler LOVED Nietzsche. Hitler probably had the crazy idea that he WAS the superman that Nietzsche said a man could be and thus did whatever he wanted.


Because his daddy died, he hated God. 
Because he liked penis, he had no use for a woman.
Because society didn't accept homosexual activity, he was unable to express himself sexually. 
Because he couldn't express himself sexually, he was bitter.
Because he saw women as useless, he focused his bitterness on them.
See, it's because he couldn't get laid. That's why he hated women. 


This guy actually has followers? Some so-called intellectuals think Nietzsche was the most important thinker of the 19th Century. I'm not kidding. Even as politically incorrect as his tripe is, we still have people reading his garbage. In our universities there is a special group of losers that are into this foolishness. These lazy, untalented bastards see philosophy as a way to sound cool, smart and important without actually having to do a damn thing. Any moderately sharp douchebag can call himself a 'philosopher'! "Look at me! I'm smart and important! Really I am! You should listen to me because I can explain things to you. I read Nietzsche!".  Oooooo, ahhhhh, eeeeeeee! 


A woman who actually pays attention to this loser must have a SERIOUS self esteem problem. Over and over he dismisses women as being distractions and worthless. This guy was SOOOO clearly a misogynist, yet he is rewarded with a level of devotion that borders cult-like worship. Why not go all the way and join the Manson family? Charlie found women more useful than Fred did. 

Now some quotes:
"Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds or at best cows."


"Woman has always conspired with the types of decadence"


"Let woman be a plaything... The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills... You are going to woman? Do not forget the whip!"


Fred Nietzsche SUCKED! Thus spoke me.