5. Nike and Michael Vick Suck.

When Nike took all the production jobs out of America and sent them to third world Asian sweatshops, I knew Nike was bad. When they bought Converse and shut down the factory that made Chuck Taylor All-Stars here in North Carolina, I was pretty pissed off. Now, Nike has shown us all exactly what kind of God-damn sons of bitches run their fucking evil God-damn company. They have signed Michael Vick to sell their sweatshop shoes.

Of course the people who want to boycott Nike are being called racists. The way Michael Vick tortured these animals doesn't matter at all. He did a few months in some low security prison and now he has supposedly "paid his debt". Now he's fresh and clean. Anyone who opposes him must be a racist because he is black. Personally, I don't think that the color of his skin mattered to the dogs he tortured to death for entertainment. The color of his skin certainly doesn't matter to me. I think that the white guys who engage in bullfighting are evil too. They don't have contracts with Nike and they don't do that shit in the U.S.A. If they did, they would get boycotted too.

 I hope that the people in charge of Nike, that have taken over 30,000 jobs out of America, all get bowel cancer. I can only hope that when Vick dies, and the sooner the better, it's slow and very painful. Fuck you Nike and fuck you Michael Vick, you're a lousy excuse for a human being. You go to hell.